Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
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