We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
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Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
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