Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
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I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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