Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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