the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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