Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Are we still banned from the library?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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