Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
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Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
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I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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