i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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