I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
