Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
Randomize
