I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
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Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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