you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
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Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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