uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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