i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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