About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
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It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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