The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
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I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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