I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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