Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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