I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
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