try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
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I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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