are you still at the devil's house?
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I enjoy the company of your penis
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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