operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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