But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
