You really coming over, don't trick.
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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