Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
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I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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