The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
