Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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