she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
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You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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