My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I would fuck him just for his dog
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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