Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
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Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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