idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I am naked and annoyed.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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