im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
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The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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