And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
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we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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