Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
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The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
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I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
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all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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