how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I see more hoeing in ur future
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