i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
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