Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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