nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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