so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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