Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
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Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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