that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
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about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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