This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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