if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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