So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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