your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
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Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
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E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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