and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
tell me about the eggs
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