ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
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I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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