So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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