I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
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they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
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You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
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