So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
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