Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Randomize