this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
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Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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