Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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