If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
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Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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