He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
Randomize
