I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks
this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed
he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?
messed up. what color are the wings?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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