Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
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in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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