We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
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