I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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