Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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